Batman: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up, Bruce. We're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES, BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
me watching the olympics: how
brightredkettle: are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
me: *likes someone*
me: *thinks i have a chance*
me: *remembers what i look like*
How to be ugly
Step 1: Look like me.